The graphics look like they were drawn with a crayon in the dark.
The designer must have been drunk on expired milk when they slapped this together.
The content reads like a rejected script from a bad infomercial.
I’d rather listen to a dial tone for an hour than spend another minute on this digital trainwreck.
The designer’s skills are a tragedy wrapped in a catastrophe.
The designer’s taste is worse than a moldy sandwich.
The text is a snoozefest that could bore a caffeine junkie.
The loading speed is so glacial I grew a beard waiting for it, and I’m a woman.
The designer must have been paid in expired coupons to make this.
This website is a glitchy mess that defies all logic.
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