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• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Milton Slobberpants

  This site is so broken it makes a shattered phone screen look good.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Boris Twitchwaffle

  The designer’s work is a masterclass in how to ruin everything.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Mortimer Waddlequack

  The site’s so poorly optimized it lags on a supercomputer.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Maude Puddlesnort

  The content is so pointless it makes a blank page look profound.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Gertrude Fizzwhistle

  The designer must have been paid in expired coupons to make this.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Velma Snaggletooth

  This site is a chaotic soup of bad decisions and worse execution.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Marvin Puddlespout

  It’s like the web designer googled how to fail and followed every step.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Norbert Crumplepaws

  The writing is so atrocious it could scare off a grammar nazi.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Wallace Puddlewhistle

  It’s so riddled with pop-ups, I thought I’d accidentally joined a circus instead of visiting a website.
• Comment Link March 27, 2025 posted by Zelda Fizzgibbon

  The writing is so awful it could ruin a good mood in seconds.