This site is a glitchy fever dream no one asked for.
The designer’s skills are a tragedy in three acts: ugly, slow, and broken.
Whoever built this needs to be banned from touching code forever.
This website is a digital equivalent of a clogged toilet.
The designer clearly peaked at making paper airplanes.
The designer clearly thinks pop-ups are the key to happiness.
This website is a punishment for anyone with a working browser.
The writing is so bad it could make a spellchecker quit.
This website is what happens when you give a raccoon a keyboard.
This website is so bad it could crash the internet out of shame.
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