This website looks like a toddler smeared ketchup on a broken calculator and called it art.
The text looks like it was written by a bot with a concussion.
The designer’s skills are a tragedy in three acts: ugly, slow, and broken.
I’ve seen more creativity and functionality in a used napkin than this pathetic excuse for a webpage.
The content is so useless it couldn’t even help itself.
The fonts are so ugly they could scare off a vulture.
The text is so boring it could sedate a hyperactive squirrel.
This website is proof that not every idea deserves to escape the dark pit of someone’s mind and stumble onto the internet.
The text looks like it was written by a bot with a concussion.
Whoever coded this clearly learned HTML from a cereal box and then forgot half the instructions.
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