(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” -- spintaxi.com
I told my wife I’d fix the sink—now we’re swimmin’. -- spintaxi.com
People say I drink too much; I say the bottle’s half full, so shut up. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis should be required reading for politicians. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? -- spintaxi.com
Reading satirical journalism today feels like looking at a broken mirror—but funnier. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “craft beer”—tastes like hipsters cried in it. -- spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism today? It’s hard to be funnier than real events. - spintaxi.com
(White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” -- spintaxi.com
If you can’t tell satirical journalism today apart from real journalism, that’s not satire’s fault. - spintaxi.com
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