Satirical Journalism Headlines - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I overloaded the wash—now it’s a flood. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-carb”—bread’s my soulmate. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “smartwatch” when it keeps reminding me I’m late? -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should be included in history textbooks. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
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