Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. - spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news is fake, why does it keep predicting the future? - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small bites”—my steak’s a commitment. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I flipped a U—cop says, “Nice try, slick.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “self-cleaning” ovens—mine’s still a mess! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “standby power”? My TV’s secretly awake! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a rare whiskey—tastes like common regret. -- spintaxi.com
I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with hotel shampoo? It’s like they’re daring you to smuggle three drops home. -- spintaxi.com
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