(White) I hit the diner at midnight—waitress says, “You again?” -- spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last defense against losing our minds. -- spintaxi.com
(White) Motel’s full—sleepin’ in the truck with the dog. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “craft beer”—tastes like hipsters cried in it. -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says cut the salt; I say, “Then why’s life so bland?” -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short nap”? I’m out! -- spintaxi.com
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