(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo gift”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I landed hard—plane says, “Suck it up.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh scent” smells like chemicals. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. -- spintaxi.com
10. Satirical journalism media -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low battery” warnings are the most judgmental part of your smoke detector? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. -- spintaxi.com
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