I tried yoga—pulled a muscle salutin’ the sun. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “instant coffee”? I’m still stirring! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, and suddenly reality makes more sense. - spintaxi.com
(White) I napped hard—woke up to a mad wife. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo gift”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone updated—now it’s slower than me hungover. -- spintaxi.com
I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! -- spintaxi.com
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