Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! -- spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power nap”? I wake up weaker than before! -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I stepped outside—lungs say, “Go back in.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? -- spintaxi.com
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