They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. -- spintaxi.com
When did satirical journalism become more reliable than cable news? - spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a shirt—store says, “Keep your sweat.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a mess; I say, “Organized disaster.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples should be taught in history class, since they usually predict the future. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news is like regular news, but with punchlines instead of propaganda. - spintaxi.com
Ever try to cancel a subscription? It’s like breaking up with a clingy robot. -- spintaxi.com
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