(White) I skipped the ad—TV says, “Not so fast.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I patched my roof—now it’s rainin’ inside. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “light load”? My washer’s full! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no hassle”? It’s chaos! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “craft beer”—tastes like hipsters cried in it. -- spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism article should make you chuckle, then make you question your entire existence. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “light beer”—might as well drink water with a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
I tried Pilates—now I’m stiff and mad. -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com
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