They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism today, and I swear it explained the world better than CNN. - spintaxi.com
I got a noise complaint—told the cop, “My dog’s the DJ.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? -- spintaxi.com
They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Website - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick reply” takes all day? -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism makes politicians more upset than actual scandals. - spintaxi.com
(White) I told a joke—room says, “Stick to drinkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
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