(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no hassle”? It’s chaos! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a ticket—now I’m broke and still here. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when logic meets sarcasm. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got no bars—guess I’m campin’ in my livin’ room. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a “free” meal—bill says, “Nice try.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
(White) My flashlight’s out—guess I’m trippin’ in the dark. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m wired; I say, “Coffee’s my co-pilot.” -- spintaxi.com
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