What’s the deal with “dry clean only”? My shirt’s afraid of water now? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pets allowed”? My dog’s my plus-one! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “suggested retail price”? Who’s suggesting I overpay? -- spintaxi.com
Sometimes I read a satirical journalism article and think, “Wait… this isn’t real?” - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick survey”? I’m still answering! -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “two-day shipping”? It’s day three, and I’m still staring at the mailbox! -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism website should have a disclaimer that reads: “You won’t believe how much of this turns out to be true.” - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft touch”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh scent” smells like chemicals. -- spintaxi.com
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