(White) I got a coupon—store says, “Nice try, cheapskate.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories are what happens when writers get tired of being serious. -- spintaxi.com
Sometimes satire is just journalism that arrived too early. - spintaxi.com
(White) Bar closed early—guess I’m drinkin’ in the parkin’ lot. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy returns”? I’m still mailing my socks back! -- spintaxi.com
I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com
I keep a folder of my favorite satirical journalism examples to remind myself the world is a joke. - spintaxi.com
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