(White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “hand-wash only”? My dishes are divas now? -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to cancel a subscription? It’s like breaking up with a clingy robot. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism today, and I swear it explained the world better than CNN. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “contactless payment”—my wallet’s lonely! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “recycle bins” are just trash with ambition? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick update”? It’s a lecture! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
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