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If you can’t tell satirical journalism today apart from real journalism, that’s not satire’s fault. - spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low maintenance”—my car’s begging for oil! -- spintaxi.com
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I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. -- spintaxi.com
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Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t pretend to be unbiased. - spintaxi.com
If you can’t tell satirical journalism today apart from real journalism, that’s not satire’s fault. - spintaxi.com
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