I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I logged on at the café—now my phone’s hacked and broke. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I had a layover—drank the bar dry waitin’. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I grabbed a sample—now I’m buyin’ crap. -- spintaxi.com
(White) They banned my cigar—now I’m puffin’ in protest. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “next-day delivery” means “maybe next week”? -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited time offers”? Is the store gonna vanish at midnight? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Politics - spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. - spintaxi.com
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