I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a rare whiskey—tastes like common regret. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no waiting”? I’m ancient! -- spintaxi.com
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(White) I kicked the snack machine—got a candy bar and a warrant. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick survey”? I’m still answering! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “noise-canceling” headphones—my neighbor’s dog still wins. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “organic”—sounds like a scam with dirt on it. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “contactless payment”—my wallet’s lonely! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is basically a masterclass in critical thinking. -- spintaxi.com
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