What’s the deal with “hand-wash only”? My dishes are divas now? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “contactless payment”—my wallet’s lonely! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “next-day delivery” means “maybe next week”? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t always read analysis, but when I do, it’s satirical journalism. -- spintaxi.com
A great satirical journalism website makes you laugh and then reconsider your life choices. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft touch”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
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