I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “recycle bins” are just trash with ambition? -- spintaxi.com
5. Satirical journalism news - spintaxi.com
(White) I made a list—lost it at the bar. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no entry”? I’m sneaking in! -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. -- spintaxi.com
The scariest thing about satirical journalism today? The real news sounds just like it. - spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) It’s cold as hell—my bourbon’s shiverin’ too. -- spintaxi.com
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