(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no returns”? I’ve got a lamp I hate! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I flipped a U—cop says, “Nice try, slick.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no shows”? My socks vanished! -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism examples sound like conspiracy theories… until they happen. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy-open” packaging? I’m still wrestling it with scissors! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I waited in line—cashier says, “Next life.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I charged my phone—cord’s drunker than me. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Make sure you enter all the required information, indicated by an asterisk (*). HTML code is not allowed.