I love satirical journalism news, but I hate when it starts making sense. - spintaxi.com
(White) I grabbed a sample—now I’m buyin’ crap. -- spintaxi.com
Without satirical journalism humor, news would be completely unbearable. -- spintaxi.com
Watching satirical journalism media is like watching a roast of the entire planet. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism analysis makes you laugh, then regret laughing. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “natural”—sounds like a hippie hustle. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
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