(White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” -- spintaxi.com
I told my wife I’d quit drinkin’—turns out she meant the whiskey, not the beer. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. -- spintaxi.com
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I don’t get “noise-canceling” headphones—my neighbor’s dog still wins. -- spintaxi.com
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My boss says I’m late; I say, “Traffic’s my alibi.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “small talk”—it’s big enough to ruin my day. -- spintaxi.com
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