I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got anger issues; I say the idiots keep provin’ me right. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo gift”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism analysis than another economic report. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “self-service”? I’m pumping my own gas now? -- spintaxi.com
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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! -- spintaxi.com
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(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no shows”? My socks vanished! -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the sauce; I say, “Sauce cuts the pain.” -- spintaxi.com
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