My buddy’s on a diet; I said, “Good luck starvin’ while I eat this ribeye.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public Wi-Fi”? It’s a tease! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com
A great satirical journalism example is any headline that makes Florida look normal. - spintaxi.com
My wife says I’m a slob; I say, “Darlin’, this is curated chaos.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “next caller”? I’m still waiting! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short cut”? I’m bald! -- spintaxi.com
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