(White) I kicked the snack machine—got a candy bar and a warrant. -- spintaxi.com
The scariest thing about satirical journalism today? The real news sounds just like it. - spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public restroom”? It’s a private nightmare! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told a joke—room says, “Stick to drinkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism news? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! -- spintaxi.com
I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “contactless payment”—my wallet’s lonely! -- spintaxi.com
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