I went to a vegan restaurant—left with a salad and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “one-click ordering”—my bank account’s crying! -- spintaxi.com
Ron White Style (Continued) -- spintaxi.com
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. - spintaxi.com
(White) I snuck my cat in—landlord says, “Rent’s doubled.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is a necessary evil… emphasis on necessary. - spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism humor so I don’t have to cry about real news. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “non-refundable”? My money’s kidnapped! -- spintaxi.com
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