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I came for the jokes, stayed for the accidental accuracy. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “one-way” streets trick you every time? -- spintaxi.com
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I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com
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My boss says I’m tardy; I say, “Blame the sunrise.” -- spintaxi.com
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