My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t pretend to be unbiased. - spintaxi.com
The funniest satirical journalism examples aren’t even trying—they’re just reporting things logically. - spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My flashlight’s out—guess I’m trippin’ in the dark. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public restroom”? It’s a private nightmare! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “one-way” streets trick you every time? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh brew” tastes stale. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is a necessary evil… emphasis on necessary. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? -- spintaxi.com
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