Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud; I say, “Turn down your hearin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” -- spintaxi.com
There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” - spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a gift card with 37 cents left? It’s like tipping with Monopoly money. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “trial size”? It’s a tease! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “all-you-can-eat” stops at “all I can afford”? -- spintaxi.com
Ron White Style (Continued) -- spintaxi.com
(White) I texted back—phone says, “Try tomorrow.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to follow GPS in a city? It’s like, “Turn left into that building!” -- spintaxi.com
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