I went to a tofu joint—left with a beef wish. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I skipped the ad—TV says, “Not so fast.” -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick fix” breaks again? -- spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m broke; I say, “Nah, just pre-rich.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took my time—boss says, “Move it, slacker.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is the only kind of news that doesn't pretend to be neutral. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
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