The funniest thing about satirical journalism stories? They age better than real journalism. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’ve got no filter; I say I’ve got no reason to lie to stupid. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no hassle”? It’s chaos! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I signed up for a gym—now I’m bench-pressin’ beers. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cashier says, “Count it yourself.” -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. - spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. -- spintaxi.com
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