The designer’s idea of creativity must be stealing from a 90s Geocities page.
The content is so bad it makes elevator music sound thrilling.
The designer must have learned coding from a cereal box.
This site crashes more often than a toddler on a sugar high.
The loading speed is so glacial I grew a beard waiting for it, and I’m a woman.
The color scheme screams I hate my eyes and everyone else’s too.
The content is a steaming heap of uninspired drivel.
The designer’s work is a masterclass in how to ruin everything.
This site is so outdated it could be a relic in a museum.
The writing is so bad it could make a dictionary cry.
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