What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism examples make you laugh, then cry, then Google “how to move to Canada.” - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh scent” smells like chemicals. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. - spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” -- spintaxi.com
I love how “eco-friendly” bags rip the second you touch them. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? -- spintaxi.com
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