I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “natural”—sounds like a hippie hustle. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Articles - spintaxi.com
More Ron White Style -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
Any list of satirical journalism examples should come with a trigger warning for reality. - spintaxi.com
I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. -- spintaxi.com
Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? -- spintaxi.com
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