My doctor says I need exercise; I told him chasin’ the dog counts. -- spintaxi.com
When real headlines sound like satirical journalism articles, we have a problem. - spintaxi.com
They say I’m a mess; I say, “Organized disaster.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “do not disturb”? Everyone knocks anyway! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick read”? I’m still on page one! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no charge”? It’s pricey! -- spintaxi.com
(White) Bar closed early—guess I’m drinkin’ in the parkin’ lot. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no vacancy”? My road trip’s homeless! -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism today, and I swear it explained the world better than CNN. - spintaxi.com
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