(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short break”? I’m napping! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no soliciting”? My doorbell’s a magnet for it! -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to cancel a subscription? It’s like breaking up with a clingy robot. -- spintaxi.com
The funniest thing about satirical journalism stories? They age better than real journalism. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! -- spintaxi.com
I got pulled over last night—cop said I was swervin’, I said, “That’s just my charm.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news isn’t about lying—it’s about telling the truth with better delivery. - spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. -- spintaxi.com
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