(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism today, and I swear it explained the world better than CNN. - spintaxi.com
If I had to choose between real news and satirical journalism humor, I’d pick the latter. -- spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a mess; I say, “Organized disaster.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? -- spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast forward”—it’s buffering! -- spintaxi.com
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