People say I’ve got no filter; I say I’ve got no reason to lie to stupid. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “auto-reply” emails are just robots bragging? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media should be included in every college syllabus. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “self-service”? I’m pumping my own gas now? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short break”? I’m napping! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. -- spintaxi.com
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