(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to a tofu joint—left with a beef wish. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are basically political cartoons with more words. - spintaxi.com
(White) My inbox says “out of office”; I say, “Out of whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s mad I’m home—says I’m crampin’ his style. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no shows”? My socks vanished! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? -- spintaxi.com
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