I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no rush”? I’m late! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I parked in a tow zone—now my truck’s on vacation. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a “free” meal—bill says, “Nice try.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh air” smells like exhaust downtown? -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com
(White) I got a pass—bouncer says, “Not tonight.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism articles are the ones politicians want to ban. - spintaxi.com
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