What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a soft spot—for bourbon and fights. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism articles are the ones politicians want to ban. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh produce” looks like it’s been on a road trip? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I read a book—now I’m usin’ it for kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism article that accidentally predicted the future, I’d be a billionaire. - spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news is fake, why does it keep predicting the future? - spintaxi.com
(White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “one-size-fits-all”? My hat says it’s lying. -- spintaxi.com
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