People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “self-help” books? I’m still helpless! -- spintaxi.com
If you’ve never fallen for a headline from a satirical journalism website, are you even online?
Without satirical journalism humor, how would we keep track of government scandals? -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short list”? It’s endless! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick check” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com
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