(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “small talk”—it’s big enough to ruin my day. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should come with a warning: “Reality may be closer than it appears.” - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is what happens when reality jumps the shark. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy returns”? I’m still mailing my socks back! -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “recycle bins” are just trash with ambition? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ran a lap—heart says, “Sit down, fool.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
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