I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “freebie”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I baked a cake—dog ate it, I drank. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
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