(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! -- spintaxi.com
I got a noise complaint—told the cop, “My dog’s the DJ.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a poll—told ’em where to shove it. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Headlines - spintaxi.com
I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short list”? It’s endless! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick survey”? I’m still answering! -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. -- spintaxi.com
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