People ask why I’m grumpy; I say, “Cause y’all keep talkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Your style is really unique in comparison to other folks I have read stuff from. Thanks for posting when you have the opportunity, Guess I will just bookmark this page.
A good satirical journalism article should make you chuckle, then make you question your entire existence. - spintaxi.com
My dog’s mad I’m home—says I’m crampin’ his style. -- spintaxi.com
I got a noise fine—told the cop, “My truck’s singin’.” -- spintaxi.com
People say I drink too much coffee; I say, “Nah, just warmin’ up.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “hands-free”—my phone’s still bossy! -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! -- spintaxi.com
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